.Tuesday, October 24, 2006 Y
'tis another day..
all right. here's a post specially dedicated to guys. girls, juz take a lk at it, if u want, and haf a gd laugh over it. becos, reli, no matter how much we can deny it, some of the following stuff mentioned below are actually very true. and to guys, this is for those who are sick of the antics girls haf up their sleeves. sick and tired of them, but yet not sick and tired enough to go for guys instead. so here are some facts and tips for u and pls pay attention if u dun want to be left on the shelves. oh, and before i continue, i'd haf to say yes, most of it comes frm personal experience, be it gd or bad.
1. When girls say they dun mind u doing smth, 90% of the time she means yes she actualli does mind u doing that. most of all, watch out for her facial expression when u decide to go along with watever she 'doesn't' mind. if it changes, hurry up and tell her u're jking within the next 3-5 seconds. or else, u're screwed for the next 3-5 hours. and guys, if ur gfs hide their emotions v well, gd luck, cos u seem to be screwed as well.
2. Moderation really pays - it doesnt pay to haf too much or too little of smth, one of which is jealousy. when a girl keeps mentioning a guy's name straight in ur face, dun give her the crap tt u trust her and therefore wun be jealous. becos girls (face it, girls) do like a little jealousy in their men. tt shows them that u care, no matter how warped a theory u guys think it is. but pls, not too much jealousy or u'll find her being mad at u for being
too possessive.
3. Don't try to make her jealous.
(yes, rite now guys muz be thinking in exasperation, '
girls.' so read on if u want to. more not-so-stunning-nor-surprising facts coming rite up. (becos somehow i noe that guys noe some of the stuff mentioned here, but either they choose not to care, or they pretend to be dumb. the only situation they wanna be dumb in and not risk denting their male ego.)
4. pls, guys, dun forget abt birthdays and anniversaries and impt dates like those. i, for one, dun believe tt guys haf terrible memories. i believe tt guys haf
selective memory instead. if not, y is it tt some guys can nvr rmb their gf's bds but can rmb the cheat codes to games? makes no sense to me.
5. PMS. the word tt most guys dread. sometimes when the girl scolds u for no reason in particular and it's not happening for the first time, it's most probably PMS. at this time, u haf to learn to master the skill of not listening yet understanding at the same time. to put it simply, u shld juz listen to the girl (no matter how irritating she might get) and take pt form mentally. in case she asks if u were listening to her the whole time. but in all fairness, it reli ain't easy for girls to haf cramps almost every mth. and the cramps hurt, believe it or not. oh and btw, females haf a higher threshold to pain than men. mb not physically, but hey, as they say, mind over body, rite? ;)
6. Flowers. When a girl says she likes a particular flower, she reli means she likes tt flower. pls dun take it as though she juz likes that flower
more. if she doesnt like tt particular flower, the more straightforward girls wun even keep the bouquet. or she mite even throw it in ur face. and so, pls rmb the flower she likes. tip: flowers usually does the trick, esp if u're running out of time and need to get her a present urgently. but pls, not juz in three stalks. i'd smack u for her.
7. Waiting. If a girl asks, 'i'll be running a little late. Would u like to make a move first?' major minefield. always say, 'it's all rite, i'll wait.' even though
you yourself are running out of time. becos when a girl runs out of time, to her, it'll always be a more impt reason than when u run out of time. :)
8. When she asks if u'd like to meet her frenz, be glad. 'cos tt shows she's proud to haf u as her bf. so always say yes. no worries, u can always make up some dumb excuse ltr on.
9. Likewise, if u ask her to meet ur frenz and she declines, juz drag her along anw. she'd make up some dumb excuse if she reli doesnt wanna go. but the pt is tt, at least u insisted.
10. Always rmb: girls are somewat like politicians as well as the japanese. they rarely say no. (but when they do say it, it's up to u guys to find out if she reli means it.)
